I’m seriously craving kisses from food
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
You *just* learned that?
Just bouncin mah ball in mah room an all’f a sudden…
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
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The Woman and The Consulting Detective.
Why don’t you ever return my calls anymore? Don’tcha miss those long hours where I’d stare deeply into your landmass?
Your snookie snookums,